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FIC: The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count - Dee/Noel - VERY VERY NC17 [01 Mar 2008|08:16pm]
[ mood | euw ]

I blame this video, several people WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, and revolting giggly conversations about fanwriters who use horrible alternatives to normal lubricant when they're writing their sex scenes, if they bother at all. Melted chocolate? NO. Fairy Liquid? NO. Snot? ...WELL.

Nobody should read this. But if you DO and you think it's both hot and disgusting, I've succeeded. If you just think it's disgusting, I've failed. If you just think it's hot, you're a raving psycho and should seek immediate help. (PS IT IS A JOKE)

Clearly I'm over my terror of 1) real-person fic and 2) writing explicit sex. XD

( The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count - Dee Plume/Noel Fielding )

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FIC: I'll Blow the Roof Right Off This Place, Howard/Vince, NC17 [13 Feb 2008|11:45pm]
[ mood | oh god *HIDES* ]

This is porn. I don't really have anything else to say. The missing virginity-banishing scene from Fire Up the Cannons For Me, Sweet Honey Baby, because I wimped out of the actual sex before. I'm just trying to get over my TERROR of writing explicit porn. XD It's porny. Porn porn porn. Like, moneyshot-in-the-moustache levels of porn. Mm, porn.

You don't have to read the first fic to read this one, or read this to complete the other one, but this one goes right into the smut so if you want backstory about exactly how and why Howard and Vince ended up in bed, why there's a naked bartender outside the flat, and why Howard's wearing an eyepatch, that's here. (Saying "you" like there's anybody but Tracy reading. XD)

ANYWAY. I go and hide under a rock now. [info]scriblix told me to post it, so this is for her. :D

( I'll blow the roof right off this place )

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FIC: Talking to Colours, Howard/Vince [07 Feb 2008|07:46am]
Saaaaaaaap sap sap sap sap SAP, enough to make you want to throw up.

Challenged: Start a story with a line (any line: speech, description, whatever you fancy); wind the story around many different by-ways and digressions and return to that line again.

( Talking to Colours - Howard/Vince, because that's all I seem to be able to write these days )
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FIC: Nightmare [28 Jan 2008|08:23pm]
( Wanking in a sleeping bag, and the hygiene problems and solutions thereof )
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[26 Jan 2008|01:13pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

For a fic jamboree a while ago, but I'm a bit rubbish. The first got INCREDIBLY silly and the second got epic. And disgustingly overboard on the fluff, but that's what was asked for so it's okay. :P

Pairing: Vince/Vince.
Rating: R? I'm trying to get myself over my terror of the word 'cock'. XD
Prompt: Vince getting off thinking about himself. OR TIME TRAVEL. PASTVINCE/PRESENTVINCE?

( ... )

Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: G.
Prompt: "Angsty fluff" and something about Vince trying to court Howard the proper old-fashioned way with actual dates after the party.

( ... )

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[19 Jan 2008|12:11am]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | Paper Shoes - Hawksley Workman ]

I am very aware that nobody gives a shit, but Tracy says I'm to put it up anyway. :D!

Howard/Vince/Freelance Scientist. That is Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt. AHAHAHAHAHA oh god. Set sometime after series 3. Gratuitous theft of a line from 'Party' and Noel's orgasm-face from Sweet.

It's Hawksley Workman's fault.

I should have been a girl, with the way I can dance
My moves are amazing
You may think that you may wanna try to fence me in
But I don't recommend
I'll blow the roof right off this place
Cause dancing is about sexual confidence...

Download!

( Fire up the cannons for me, sweet honey baby )

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The Multifandom DVD Commentary Challenge! [03 Aug 2007|10:21pm]
This is all over my friendspage and it looks like fun. Everybody should sign up! It's the commentary thing again, but the twist is you write the commentary on someone else's story.

Rules & sign-up.

</whore>

:D
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[14 May 2007|09:34pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | Childish - Damien Rice ]

Ficbit! Requested by [info]amarantha_raven, but for [info]scarytales, too. :D

I think it wants to be longer, but I was too braindead to stretch it out. I will, though. (AND OTHERS SHOULD HELP!) Make it into 'Fifty Fun Things to Do on a Tourbus' or something.

( Adie, Devi, Caley, tourbus, Polyjuice Passions. GO! )

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Woodstock [25 Jun 2006|10:50am]
[ mood | pleased ]
[ music | Accidents Will Happen - Elvis Costello ]

La la la, I'll go on posting as if somebody's reading. ;)

Hey, if you're gagging for more Fairy Boys (REARRANGE THESE WORDS INTO AN APPROPRIATE SENTENCE - 'horse' 'a' 'flogging' 'dead'), I suppose this is an almost-prequel.

( Woodstock: the Beginning of the Mods )

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Fairytaleverse, Princess/Dragonslayer [24 Apr 2006|09:50pm]
( 150 words )
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The Time Traveler's Wife, Clare [24 Apr 2006|09:48pm]
( 100 words )
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NYJ2 as His Dark Materials, Anton & Titania [20 Apr 2006|10:37pm]
( 100 words )
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Drabble: Hollywoodverse, Detective Mortenson [20 Apr 2006|10:35pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

( 100 words )

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Drabble: His Dark Materials, Will & Kirjava [20 Apr 2006|10:33pm]
( 100 words )
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Dont Let the Bells End [16 Jan 2006|08:23pm]
[ mood | SAP ]
[ music | Ain't Such a Bad Place to Be - Will Young ]

Christmassy-fic for [info]julianelupin! It's been done for a while, but I never got around to posting. Featuring the FUN TIMES that happen when the Weird Sisters, the Word Sluts, ORPHEUS REED and the McCormack girls are dragged to church by a certain loopy old Scottish farmer. Also featuring SAP, because sap is good.

The crap Kirley says is stolen from a particularly wanky review I read somewhere. XD And the AWFUL-BRILLIANT song is by The Darkness. :D

( Don't Let the Bells End )

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Give Good Feeling [26 Sep 2005|07:21pm]
[ mood | *ROLLS* ]
[ music | Sure - Take That ]

AHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA. OHGOD.

I wrote this ages ago, at the command of the mighty Queen Tracy, and didn't post. I just found it and I don't know why I didn't post, since it's a perfectly-formed miniature work of genius (and also it so totally happened, oh yes you know it did).

( Just so you know I'm here waiting for you to GIVE GOOD FEELING TO ME!!!1 )

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Rapunzel (commentary) [20 Sep 2005|11:05pm]
[ music | Love is a Matter of Distance - Will Young ]

Commentary on Rapunzel (fairytale redux), for [info]fiere.

( Rapunzel )

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Up On the Roof (commentary) [20 Sep 2005|11:01pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Transatlanticism - Death Cab for Cutie ]

GAH! These were requested ages ago and I never posted. More to come, but the first two:

Commentary on Up On the Roof, for [info]spacedye_vest.

( Up On the Roof )

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Latvian History, 1992 [29 Aug 2005|02:51pm]
[ mood | overwhelmed ]
[ music | Skylark - Harry James & Helen Forrest ]

( A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters, or 'Sorry, Mother, my children will NOT be choirboys.' )

Gah, I want to write more about this, but there's so much to say and my brain is afraid of hard work and has closed down. ;_;

I need TURBO-TEA.

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Fic: Rapunzel [09 Aug 2005|01:42am]
Title: Rapunzel
Rating: PG?
Summary: Rapunzel in the tower? She wasn't kidnapped and held there. She was put on trial and sentenced to life there.

( Rapunzel )
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